Who will win the Aintree National, well I haven't a clue as the last winner I backed was Hedgehunter. In the National that is, not last actual winner thought it sometimes feel like it.
Here I callously dismiss each runner one by one. No doubt I'll read over this at 5:00 in the evening and think what an eegit but here we go. Best of luck with your bets.
Winner of the Irish National two seasons ago and has been campaigned for this race and give Paul Nicholls his first National winner.Good luck with your bets and please bet responsibly,
40th - That's Rhythm - Only Claire Balding would be a worse ride at the Grand National
39th - Santa's Son - slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butte
38th - Quolibet - Even the RSPCA think he should go to the glue factory
37th - Or Noir De Somoza - Will stay on his feet as long as Willie Casey, prime suspect for faller at first fence
36th - Royal Rosa - Beecher chase runner up, could get involved, could still be running come the 5:00
35th - Golden Kite - Won't win unless he reenact the Weetabix ad
34th - Ornais - this horse would walk in. It will, but all the others will gallop
33rd - King Fontaine - More chance of Jedward winning the Eurovision
32nd - In Compliance - Even Charlie Sheen reckons this horse is a nutbag
31st - The Tother One - Even Paul Nicholls thinks you should back the tother one, no the other one
30th - Dooneys Gate - Has the stamina of an asthmatic Pensioner
29th - Piraya - So slow the jockey could keep a diary of the trip.
28th - West End Rocker - You'd be off your rocker to back this one
27th - Chief Dan George - Is the same odds as Galway winning Sam Maguire but will only inflict 10 mins pain on you
26th - Vic Venturi - His winning chances are as believable as Ireland exiting the recession this year
25th - Tidal Bay - He wouldn’t win a one horse race with a headstart
24th - Calgary Bay - Wins when it matters just like Arsenal and Arsene Wenger
23rd - Character Building - He'll get home later Tiger Woods from the driving range
22nd - Arbor Supreme - Bigger nag than the missus
21st - Silver By Nature - Alimumimum by worth
20th - Grand Slam Hero - Will find a few of the Irish too good, eh eh
19th - Surface To Air - Hasn't the oxygen to muster this marathon
18th - State Of Play - just like Jimmy White, if he cant win it in his prime, he wont win it now
17th - Can'T Buy Time - Can't buy into this as a winner, way down the pecking order
16th - Comply Or Die - Winner three seasons ago and more chance of the latter than former sadly. Hope not though ;(
15th - The Midnight Club - I've been stitching my Ruby voodoo doll all week, gone at the 17th fence ;)
14th - Becauseicouldntsee - Missed all his trial races so betting blind against him
13th - Oscar Time - Amatuer jock won the Gold Cup, now the Grand National? Bloody nepotism
12th - Skippers Brig - Could cause a surprise, don't rule out completely
11th - Majestic Concorde - It was Majestic getting it beat at Galway Plate, Will fly home too late to claim the prize
10th - What A Friend - The price is skinnier than Ryan Tubriety on Atkins
9th - Big Fella Thanks - Like the All Blacks at a RWC, will flop when it matters
8th - Don'T Push It - Cannot win, will not win, no chance of winning, please don't win Tony, Please!
7th - Quinz - Oh come all without, come all within, You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinz ,come 7th
6th - Killyglen - This could be the sneakiest chancer since Dick Dastardly, will it come unstuck at the last?
5th - Hello Bud - How you doing? Fine fine, great chance but might have to settle for place money
4th - Ballabriggs - The worst known plot since the Eastenders baby storyline-Huge Chance
3rd - Bluesea Cracker - Won the Irish National and bought by JP mcManus to give him back to back winners
2nd - Backstage - bit if a bisexual, this one,worth an each way bet
1st - Niche Market - And here is my winner. Good luck with your bets and please bet responsibly,
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